Who’s the worst senator today?

September 3rd, 2009 Here and There Posted in congress, ignorant people, politics, serious 4 Comments »

Should I move to Oklahoma to help unseat this jerk?

Such a terrible human being I feel justified in making fun of how ugly he is.

My vote, by a Michael Jordan longshot, is James Inhofe, R-Okla. My disgust has driven me as far as to think about giving up everything, moving to Oklahoma, and doing all I can to help convince Oklahomans to fire this utter piece of shit.

But who’s your most-reviled senator? I’m curious.

Find a list of all 99 senators here. Answer in comments, por favor*.

* Inhofe would probably have a huge problem with my use of Spanish here, to cite just one example of his terribleness.

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The health care debate, distilled

August 9th, 2009 Here and There Posted in health, ignorant people, politics, serious No Comments »

What the right thinks the left is up to: Killing seniors, babies, fetuses, the disabled, and (who knows?) gun-toting conservatives.

What the left thinks the right is up to: Protecting the enormous profits of health care industry* executives.

Not sure where you fit in in this debate? Read those two sentences again and decide for yourself. Think about ulterior motives, think about transparent motives. Then act.

* I don’t hyphenate “health care” here based on years of working with the AP Stylebook.

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Wasn’t Alabama Al-Obama?

February 22nd, 2009 Here and There Posted in congress, election 2010, ignorant people, obama, presidents, serious 2 Comments »

Alabama Senator Richard Shelby (R) this weekend brought up, once again, the question dead issue of President Barack Obama’s citizenship.

Just a few fun figures to mull over while Shelby gets to the bottom of the real problems plaguing this nation:

  • Alabama’s overall poverty rate is 16.6 percent, ranking it 10th nationwide
  • The state’s child poverty rate is 23 percent, ranking it 9th in the nation
  • Its senior poverty rate is 12.6 percent, ranking it 7th
  • Alabama’s unemployment rate rose 3 percent, nearly doubling, to 6.7 from Dec. 2007 to Dec. 2008

Shelby is up for re-election next year. It’s never too early.

Sources: U.S. Census Bureau, U.S. Department of Labor

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These Brits Have Out-Texas’ed Texas

February 13th, 2009 Here and There Posted in ignorant people, slightly ridiculous No Comments »

A 15-year-old mom and 13-year-old dad. God love ‘em.

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Hypothetical

February 12th, 2009 Here and There Posted in economics, ignorant people, serious No Comments »

Let’s say the U.S. were to engage in some form of, say, “temporary’ bank nationalization, to get the institutions back on their feet. I’m talking full ownership and operation.
Let’s say it worked, and credit started flowing again to individuals as well as to companies large and small. Those companies would be able to hire again, and those individuals would again be able to buy things they don’t need.

What would kneejerk, tax-cuts-will-solve-the-riddle-of-the-universe conservatives come up with then?

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Fuck Michael Phelps

February 1st, 2009 Here and There Posted in ignorant people, serious No Comments »

Dude blew a perfect opportunity to demystify marijuana, the most hypocritized vice of them all.

All he had to do was say, “Yeah, I smoked pot. So did you, probably. And you might still, even. Big deal.”

Loser!

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Still Clueless

January 22nd, 2009 Here and There Posted in ignorant people, obama, presidents, serious No Comments »

As if we needed proof as to why Bush left office with dismal approval ratings, we now have reports of critiques of Obama’s Inaugural Address, claiming that it took unfair shots at the outgoing administration.

They just don’t get the severity of their errors. Maybe time will reveal the truth to their blind eyes.

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The 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2008

January 13th, 2009 Here and There Posted in ignorant people, politics, ridiculous No Comments »

Go read the Buffalo Beast’s annual homage to the best of the best. It’s a literary work of freaking pure genius.

My favorite is 20. Joe the Plumber.

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My Own Palin Obsession Has Got to End

January 10th, 2009 Here and There Posted in election 2008, ignorant people, mccain's VP, palin, serious 4 Comments »

I tell myself this on a nearly daily basis. Every time I encounter a headline, a snippet, anything concerning McCain’s failed VP running mate, I cringe. I want her to go away. But as much as I wish, pray, rub stones, or scratch my belly, that just won’t happen.

It occurred to me that from Sarah Palin’s perspective, a couple of motives could be at play that explain her continued level of presence.

To be fair, she probably genuinely feels shortchanged. It would come as no surprise to me if she lacked the introspection necessary to fully examine what happened between early September 2008 and Election Day. So, all she sees is that her idea were quashed by McCain’s henchmen, and because the ticket lost, that rejection, in her mind, has to be the cause.

Never mind anything she did do to bring about that quickest of honeymoons. John Cole enumerates just about all I care to remember in this post. No, to her unreflective mind, it’s all passive. It’s all about the things that were done to her, not by her.

As far as motives, though, another tactic at play, of course, is simply staying in the spotlight. She rode into town on semi-sensical sloganeering, and by god, she’s keeping at it. The word Palin showing up in headlines, in and of itself, ensures her place in the conversation.

Moving on to the effects that Palin fails to realize, well, perhaps it’s obvious to readers of this post, but it’s almost sad. Every word out of her mouth justifies the decision by those voters who would’ve otherwise voted for McCain to bail the ticket, not to vote, or to vote for Obama-Biden, if only McCain had chosen a viable running mate.

I wonder how much disarray the GOP would be in right now had McCain chosen someone like Hutchison or Snowe and lost on merit, not on embarrassment and the presence of a formidable opponent. I’m guessing it wouldn’t be as bad.

So, Sarah Palin, hats off. Here’s to you, honey. Keep doin’ what you’re doin’ (helping to keep the GOP fractured for the foreseeable future).

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The Irony of Ann Coulter’s Message

January 7th, 2009 Here and There Posted in crime, ignorant people, presidents, serious 2 Comments »

I can’t bear to have her mug on this site, so here’s the link to Ann Coulter’s interview with Matt Lauer on this morning’s Today Show.

I learned yesterday, from watching her talk with Harry Smith on CBS, that Coulter is okay being billed as a humorist. That’s almost admirable, and takes some of the pungency out of her ranting.

But then it struck me — one of Coulter’s seemingly serious arguments is that single-mother children are to blame for almost everything wrong with this country. The implication is that we should all be forced to be part of a nuclear, mom, pop, white picket fence and a dog family.

The irony here is that, if this monster were my wife, well, let’s set aside what it would take to get there … if for some reason she were my wife, I’d hope to come to my senses some day and bail on her looney ass. If she were my mom, I’d be a pre-teen runaway.

The kicker in the Lauer interview came when the interviewer asked the interviewee how she felt about George W. Bush leaving office in two weeks. “He’s kept us safe for eight years” was one of the nonsensicals she rattled off. Oh? What exactly do you call September 11, 2001, dear, sweet Ann?

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Today’s ‘Drama’ in D.C.

January 7th, 2009 Here and There Posted in congress, election 2008, feinstein, ignorant people, politics, serious No Comments »

Concerning three matters, that I’m aware of: the Minnesota Senate seat, the Illinois Senate seat, and the likely appointment of Leon Panetta to head the CIA.

First, give me a freaking break. I’m as big a civics nerd as the next civics nerd, so today was meaningful by nature. But these are the “issues” we’re talking about at the end of the day?

Well, not without reason. There is a specific individual to blame in each of the three scenarios.

Read the rest of this entry »

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Auto Suggestion

December 12th, 2008 Here and There Posted in business, congress, environment, ignorant people, politics, serious, transportation No Comments »

If this report from inside the Capitol is accurate, and Democrats caved on efficiency and emissions standards as a prerequisite for any government loan, then perhaps it’s better that this bill failed. The next Congress is sworn in three weeks, and can draft a new bill with its near-fillibuster-proof levels (some combination of Snowe, Collins, McCain, Lugar, and Specter is all we need, right?). It can send that bill to a surprisingly supportive, still-president, President George W. Bush.

Perhaps by then it will be too late for thousands or millions of workers, but maybe not. It’s a thought.

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If GM and Chrysler Fail

December 11th, 2008 Here and There Posted in business, congress, disaster, energy, environment, ignorant people, serious, transportation 1 Comment »

I don’t own a car. The last two cars I owned, back in the late ’90s, were both Hondas. After growing up driving mostly Fords, the Civics I owned were such a relief. They just … worked. And they got kick-ass mileage, even back in the pre-Inconvenient Truth days.

I pretty much wrote off American cars a few months into my first Honda, before I wrote off owning any car for at least a while.

In the meantime, SUVs and Hummers happened, and I didn’t think I could be any more grossed out than I already was. The companies that made them (and to be fair, foreign car companies eventually got in on the guzzler action) seemed to be creating a demand, rather than fulfilling one, instead of doing the responsible thing and starting early to recognize that driving cars that literally burned through ridiculous amounts of gasoline wasn’t sustainable. They could’ve retooled production and saved all that money lobbying against increased fuel-efficiency standards, and instead made cars that were (you guessed it) more fuel-efficient.

I sound like someone who might applaud the likely death of at least two of the three big U.S. auto companies (General Motors and Chrysler), but I’m not. Not at all.

The fact that Congress’s bailout died tonight in the Senate, no matter how flawed, really does strike me as the equivalent of dropping a match into a house filled with flammable gases. We were starting to choke on the gases, but now we’re bound to be burned alive, I fear. And all for what?

I have no choice but to see the largely GOP move to stop this bill in its latest form as the ultimate in cynicism. As John Judis points out at TNR.com, the senators who threatened filibuster, rather than allow the bill to go before the Senate on an up-or-down vote, are letting Japanese auto manufacturers dictate the terms of American jobs in the their states, all because those senators (and also most capitalists in the world today) don’t believe in unions. The unions in Michigan get the workers there better wages and benefits. But instead of maybe, oh, you know, while we’re being socialists about it, allow Tennessee, South Carolina, and Alabama autoworkers to unionize, those outstanding Americans chose to act in a reactionary way that could leave as many as one million people with no work.

I’m in utter disbelief.

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Milk

November 28th, 2008 Here and There Posted in city, drama, homophobia, ignorant people, movies, politics, serious, voting 1 Comment »

First impression: Not the sobfest I expected, but powerful as hell nonetheless, perhaps owing to the nature of the story itself, but also beautifully executed.

The story is compelling in its humanity, its struggle, its surprise, its triumph, its demise. Harvey Milk was prescient enough to foresee his end, and so recorded an audio will only to be played upon his assassination. The movie is told through the framework of his making that recording, and perhaps there really was no other way to tell it. But in this way, we’re drawn into this complex history through a resurrected Harvey Milk.

For Milk, it was never only about San Francisco. That just happened to be where he landed. And he probably landed here because of when he landed — 1973. The struggle was for justice, for the fair and equal treatment of all gay, lesbian, bi, and transgender people in all walks of life. And it had to start somewhere.

The surprise was the successes found along the way, and not always coming from where you’d expect. For Milk, this had to be due, at least in part, to his charm, his charisma, and to his ability to read people, to know how to connect with allies as well as some of his own worst enemies on a human level.

The triumph, of course, started with Milk’s third attempt to become a city supervisor. This perhaps would never have happened if it weren’t for 1976’s change in how San Franciscans elect their local representatives — the still-controversial district elections. A later, and in a sense larger, victory was the defeat of Prop. 6 in 1978, the so-called Briggs Initiative, which would’ve prohibited gays, lesbians, and those who supported them from working in California public schools.

For Supervisor Dan White, the defeat of Prop. 6 validated Milk’s struggle, and conversely invalidated his own. Owing to this and other (perhaps unknowable) darknesses of White’s life, he murdered Milk and then-San Francisco Mayor George Moscone.

I’m recounting history here, but it’s so appropriate because the movie did such a good job of presenting that history.

What this film offers that The Times of Harvey Milk couldn’t is a personalized look into Milk’s life, mostly from his perspective. Gus Van Sant and Sean Penn collaborate to bring the ’70s gay icon and politician to life in a way that feels accurate to those of us who’ve only seen footage, and eerie to those I’ve spoken with who knew the man or lived through the era.

Such a feat doesn’t catapult a movie into greatness, but the base layer of the story of Milk’s rise from obscurity to heroism helps pave the way.

I learned from friends who are away for the holiday in towns perhaps less-ready that the movie hasn’t opened everywhere yet. All I can hope is that it does, and that those who need to will set aside prejudices and watch this movie with an open heart and understanding that every fight for civil rights is undertaken on behalf of us all.

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joethedumbfuck.com

November 13th, 2008 Here and There Posted in election 2008, ignorant people, obama, politics, serious No Comments »

Okay, that’s not the real URL, but, yes, what you’re thinking. Joe the Plumber has a website.

Bad web design — check.
Spotty copy — check.
Offensive, condescending, yet meaningless copy — check.

Hey, I don’t know about you, but I feel a little more secure knowing that this knucklehead is looking after the American Dream, and will scream at the top of his lungs if Barack Obama’s government infringes on it. Maybe infringes is a bad choice of words. Too liberal. If Obama breaks the will of the people of this … oh, never mind.

What an idiot. Go away, ignorant douchebag! Take Obama’s promise of easy college aid and learn something. History, government, poli sci, maybe.

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