Wake Up and Smell the Petroleum
Okay, seriously, folks, can we add one and one?
ExxonMobil reports the largest quarterly profit in U.S. history: $11.68 billion.
Can we build these fucks a fossil-fuel-based vehicle and transport them off our planet now? They win. They’ve proved that no matter what the situation, you can milk a natural resource with finite supplies, all while jacking the price and raping the public’s wallets. Seriously, second to none. Hoorah!
