Before We Leave

The Bush Squad wants to redefine birth control as abortion.

My take: They sat back and reflected, and realized that they hadn’t wreaked enough physical, moral, and sexual havoc on the nation and the world, and decided this would really get the ball rolling again, circa 20 A.D. style.

Bastards. At least Speaker Nancy Pelosi had the decency to waste no time denouncing the move.


One Response to “Before We Leave”

  1. Tara



    OH MY GOD.

    It’s laughable to think of my tiny little Yasmin pills, which I dub Magic Pills because of the excellent job they’ve been doing the last five years, purveyors of death. Preventing ovulation (which is what the pill does) means there isn’t a “life” in my uterus to begin with. Therefore, none can be aborted.

    That explanation is probably cliched and commonplace at this point, but it seems as though some still don’t get it.

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